@GentlemanTech Hah, yeah. I get emails every so often that go "How do I fix this company that is making <arbitrarily bad decisions>" and the answer is always "Just quit unless you're the CEO or the CEO has loaned you their god-powers".

I've worked out some preliminary non-CEO moves that at least get partial results, but all of them are only available to consultants, so even then the answer is "Quit and come back as a consultant".