I think we need a better name for J. D. Vance than Couchfucker, and after due conideration I'd like to submit, for your consideration,
"Beelzebubba"
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@cstross
So-far, so good!
@cstross I've been calling him 'the blowfish', puffy outside, hollow inside. But to meet the supernatural requirement, I bring you Pazuzu, Mesopotamian wind demon. (didn't the exorcist start with a Mesopotamian demon?)
@cstross Don Coscarelli and Bruce Campbell were planning on doing a sequel to Bubba Ho-Tep called Bubba Nosferatu, but couldn't decide what the film should be about. I think we've found our winner. You want to call them and get them going on this sure to be brilliant sequel?
@cstross the r/ohio subreddit most often refers to him as “chubby vampire”
@cstross the r/ohio subreddit most often refers to him as “chubby vampire”
@cstross I always wonder why people call him JD Vance instead of James D. Vance (or just James Vance).
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@jschwart Because that's not his real name: he's James Donald Bowman (and he says you aren't ever allowed to change your name because of the eeevil transes or something, so I'm going to take him at his word).
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@cstross yeah, actually I wrote that wrong. I am really wondering why people always call him "Jay Dee" Vance. But I think calling James D. Vance just Beelzebubba would be the easiest yes.
@cstross
I’m considering ways to incorporate his creepy doll face, but also I would prefer not to think about him at all. 
Bill Hicks coined 'Beelzebozo' as ruler of 90s right wingers.
@cstross
Don Jr Jr
CryptoFaux (or Foe or Doe)
Beardo McRacist
Usha's Mistake
The Unbearable Whiteness Being
Cavity
Thiel Sock
Stale Yale Kale
Private Dancer
HamelToe, Cub reporter
@cstross Aliexpress Axmann? Dimestore Darré?
@cstross
I’ve always called him JD Shvantz. It’s one of many Yiddish terms for ‘dick’, with the benefit of sounding like his name.
Also Beelzebubba was taken by punk-parody band The Dead Millmen. A fairly classic album.
@cstross
Beelzebubba, lord of the dropped flies.
I protest! 😁
@cstross In a Cthulhuesque format perhaps
Sofashagga
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@etchedpixels Nope, needs to be a name riffing on a Christian devil, for maximum offense. Also needs to knock his carefully contrived Appalachian/"poor white trash" imposture (hence "bubba").
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Unfortunately, Robert F. Astaroth Jr, Prince of Health and Human Services, has taken one of the demon names.
JD Beliar?