ok apparently if you spill milk on your keyboard in just the wrong way it hits all the keyboard navigation shortcuts for mastodon and posts random stuff
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@gsuberland my money was on cat, but milk is close enough 😀
it's also opening up like 10482 shortcuts
i think i fixed it? contact cleaner saves the day
yup, fixed. I also took all the keys off and cleaned everything because it was GRIM
I had to close five dozen tabs for copilot and onedrive and I am not happy about it.
@[email protected] The l33t hacker finishes limboing under lazer beams towards a desk, in a room where everything is lit in cyan and teal; they pause briefly before... carefully... drawing a carton of semi-skimmed milk from an improbably large pocket on a bullet proof vest.
splosh
"We're in!"
Text immediately start flashing across the computer screen, which if paused on freeze frame would be revealed to be the source code of curl.