@kagan Yes, but that's the gig: Dealing with screaming nightmares so that an elderly customer in Omaha can do their banking themselves on a system they are comfortable using.
No regrets.
@kagan Yes, but that's the gig: Dealing with screaming nightmares so that an elderly customer in Omaha can do their banking themselves on a system they are comfortable using.
No regrets.
Via mandatoryrollercoaster.com
Yes, Windows (ab)users it's your favorite time of the month once again (ducks). Microsoft today released updates to fix more than 50 security holes in its Windows operating systems and other software, including patches for a whopping six "zero-day" vulnerabilities that attackers are already exploiting in the wild.
https://krebsonsecurity.com/2026/02/patch-tuesday-february-2026-edition/
@briankrebs geez.....
Ngl feeling good about finding this beautiful kufiyeh at goodwill lol though I guess someone decided to give up on the movement
@cam their loss! that's very nice
One of the perks of running my own business is having no one to tell me not to send a marketing email with the subject line "First of all, fuck ICE."
Here's the latest Milk Barn Farm email to our customers. I'm proud of it.
And, yeah, 20% off with the code: ICEOUT
https://milkbarn.farm/discount/ICEOUT
a friend sent me the 50 pesos axolotl !!
@lzg we collected several to bring home to our axolotl during our recent Mexico trip
RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum (Jason Koebler/404 Media)
https://www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutrition-chatbot-recommends-best-foods-to-insert-into-your-rectum/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260210/p128#a260210p128
Ngl feeling good about finding this beautiful kufiyeh at goodwill lol though I guess someone decided to give up on the movement
Oh, turns out my internet was working just fine. It was just fast.com being stupid...
If y'all move off the current Massive American Corporation chat thing to A Different Massive American Corporation chat thing I swear to fucking god
denial ← current step
anger
bargaining
depression
acceptance
https://www.theverge.com/tech/876575/discord-age-verification-vast-majority-users-inference
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
@lzg god to live in a country with currency that is Overly Cute
@beep the design is too good! you should put some old men in it so that people don't care about spending it
@jaz i mean, if the argument is "i have the indexable flag turned on in AP but that actually means i only want my data to be processed by orgs that have a solid website with a ToS and everything", than i can understand that, but that also means were in even more trouble than we already are and we should just delete that entire indexable flag, because theres too many embedded assumptions now floating around
@laurenshof @jaz Doesn't https://www.fediscovery.org already solve this?
Seems like the community should focus on bringing this live instead of everyone building their own index and running into the same pushback.
(Not even taking sides here, but we've been through all this before enough times.)
there's at least $26 million out of circulation because people are hoarding these bills for being too cute https://www.msn.com/en-us/society-culture-and-history/general/mexicans-are-refusing-to-spend-this-50-peso-bill/ar-AA1VW2lw
@lzg god to live in a country with currency that is Overly Cute
ALL media I have ever posted myself has alt text, you can check me on that
I try to make sure boosts also include this!
@stux Everyone should spend a week using Toot CLI to really bring it on home.
Gro-Tsen writes:
I did the math. 🙋
👉 It's Sept. 3, 32BCE (reminder: “32BCE” actually means “−31” 😒) in the proleptic Julian calendar = Sept. 1 prol. Gregorian.
The Western equivalent of the Mesoamerican Long Count is the “Julian Date” (NB: “Julian” here refers not to Julius Cæsar as in “Julian Calendar” but to the 16th century scholar Julius Scaliger). The Julian Date simply counts the number of days from an arbitrary remote reference point (Nov. 24, 4714BCE proleptic Gregorian). More practically, on 2000-01-01 it equaled 2 451 545 (at 12:00 UTC if we want to use fractional Julian dates).
For example, today as I write is Julian Date 2 461 082 (well, 2 461 081.9 because it's not yet noon UTC). And the date of Sept. 1, 32BCE [prol. Greg.] we're talking about corresponds to Julian Date 1 709 981. More convenient than all this dealing with complicated calendar conventions.
So to convert a Long Count date to the Western calendar, we first convert the Long Count to an integer (trivial: it's already just an integer written in base 20-except-18-in-the-penultimate-digit), we add a constant (C) to get a Julian Date, and we convert to our messy calendars.
BUT! What is this constant C? This is known as the “Mayan correlation”. For a long time in the 20th century there was a debate about its value: scholars could relate any two Mayan dates, but not situate them exactly w.r.t. our own calendar. Various values were proposed, ranging from the (frankly rather ludicrous) 394 483 to 774 078, an interval of about 1000 years! (😅)
https://bsky.app/profile/gro-tsen.bsky.social/post/3meiqswj7b22a
(4/n)
@johncarlosbaez Are you sure about your Juliuses and your Scaligers?
It looks to me as if:
Julius Caesar (the emperor) introduced the Julian calendar.
Julius Caesar Scaliger was an erudite chap but had nothing much to do with calendars.
Joseph Justus Scaliger, Julius Scaliger's son, introduced the "Julian period" and (kinda) the "Julian day number".
The "Julian" there is a reference to the Julian calendar, _not_ to his dad.
... But I am not an expert, I'm just reporting what I find in Wikipedia, and maybe the above is all wrong?
Odin slammed his paw into my keyboard and opened the web development console. truly he is my son and heir
It doesn't matter what it's for... I just really, really want to review and promote his first website!
I threw this up on Metafilter too, but why not here? Lazyweb, a question:
On a whim, I've added zipper pulls to a bunch of my clothes and coats. It's such a small, inexpensive thing but it's an improvement I notice dozens of times a day, especially wearing winter gloves.
So I'm thinking about aggregating marginal gains now, and wondering what other options like this I have. What is the _smallest_ thing - in terms of size, cost, effort, whatever - that has made your life better in some way?
@mhoye An insulating outdoor sitting pad. Cheap, foldable and lightweight. Wanna enjoy the view from this wet bench? Just sit down. Wanna cuddle with that friendly cat on the dirty street? Just sit down.