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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
@gsuberland@chaos.social  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago
Mermaid playing a harp on a rock. A weird pirate guy shows up and says "I don't like the thing you are doing can you do a different thing that I like". The mermaid narrows her eyes in an expression of utter disdain and says "I WILL FUCKING INCREASE THE FUCKING THING".

Originally created by floccinaucinihilipilificationation on Tumblr.
Mermaid playing a harp on a rock. A weird pirate guy shows up and says "I don't like the thing you are doing can you do a different thing that I like". The mermaid narrows her eyes in an expression of utter disdain and says "I WILL FUCKING INCREASE THE FUCKING THING". Originally created by floccinaucinihilipilificationation on Tumblr.
Mermaid playing a harp on a rock. A weird pirate guy shows up and says "I don't like the thing you are doing can you do a different thing that I like". The mermaid narrows her eyes in an expression of utter disdain and says "I WILL FUCKING INCREASE THE FUCKING THING". Originally created by floccinaucinihilipilificationation on Tumblr.
Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026
Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026
Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026
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D. G. Marshall
D. G. Marshall
@davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@gsuberland

Slop, slop, slop, slop,
Slop, slop, slop,
Chunderful slop,
Inglorious slop!

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indyradio
indyradio
@indyradio@kafeneio.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@gsuberland
He's all shit. 100%

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stiller_leser
stiller_leser
@stiller_leser@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@gsuberland Even worse, while Qualcomms CPU are great at battery life, the NPU isn't even supported by ggml and hence not by llama.cpp - there was a working poc but then MS changed architectures...

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Bebadefabo
Bebadefabo
@bebadefabo@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@gsuberland #MicroSlop

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John Carlsen 🇺🇸🇳🇱🇪🇺
John Carlsen 🇺🇸🇳🇱🇪🇺
@johnlogic@sfba.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@gsuberland

Microsoft + AI = Microslop

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Jen! Please Clap
Jen! Please Clap
@ItsJenNotGoblin@goblin.camp replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@gsuberland "ask again tomorrow"

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Dirk
Dirk
@hammingway@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@gsuberland Microsoft Slopilot

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gunstick
gunstick
@gunstick@mastodon.opencloud.lu replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@gsuberland I made the picture better

The above picture, with the "oft" of Microsoft, which was previously hidden by Satya standing in front of it, replaced by "lop". So the writing says now "Microslop Copilot"
The above picture, with the "oft" of Microsoft, which was previously hidden by Satya standing in front of it, replaced by "lop". So the writing says now "Microslop Copilot"
The above picture, with the "oft" of Microsoft, which was previously hidden by Satya standing in front of it, replaced by "lop". So the writing says now "Microslop Copilot"
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UpLateGeek
UpLateGeek
@UpLateGeek@bitbang.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@gsuberland I believe his name is correctly pronounced Slopya Nadella

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Klaus Frank
Klaus Frank
@agowa338@chaos.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@gsuberland https://bitbang.social/@NanoRaptor/115828881875398663

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kolya
kolya
@kolya@social.cologne replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@gsuberland That comic is about female autonomy, not spite. Not sure you got that.

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MadMike77
MadMike77
@MadMike77@chaos.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@gsuberland Source: https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/microsoft-ceo-satya-nadella-really-wants-you-to-stop-calling-ai-slop-in-2026

Windows Central

Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026

In closing comments of 2025, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella shared an update on the company's mindset for 2026 — shocker, it's all about AI.
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Jernej Simončič �
Jernej Simončič �
@jernej__s@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@gsuberland Should we call it AI barf instead?

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Karsten
Karsten
@byteborg@chaos.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@gsuberland well, then let's tell him every day, every minute, every second until he understands or starts to shit himself, whatever comes first.

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canleaf08 ⌘  ✅加拿大葉子
canleaf08 ⌘ ✅加拿大葉子
@canleaf@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@gsuberland AI slop, AI slop, AI slop, Microsoft and their dude are an AI slop.

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Justbeep
Justbeep
@Justbeep@social.tchncs.de replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@gsuberland
So let's agree on #ArtificialBigTechSLOP / #ABTSlop then
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J M Berntson
J M Berntson
@jedimb@mastodon.gamedev.place replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@gsuberland Microslop Slopilot

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Timo Grün
Timo Grün
@khoji@ieji.de replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@gsuberland
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop
AI Slop

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Flüpke
Flüpke
@fluepke@chaos.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@gsuberland Microslop, lol. 😆

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Tamonten
Tamonten
@tamonten@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@gsuberland Stolen from BS

Microsoft logo changed to read “Microslop”
Microsoft logo changed to read “Microslop”
Microsoft logo changed to read “Microslop”
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Millie
Millie
@millie@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@gsuberland I've said it before and I'll say it again: they have taken up loans, they are financially dependent on you liking "AI". Calling it slop pushes them closer to a default on that loan.

https://infosec.exchange/@millie/115741112628103924

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Mark ☸
Mark ☸
@Duckbill4994@social.linux.pizza replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@gsuberland Revert the co-pilot keyboard button. And MAYBE we will think about it.

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Merospit
Merospit
@merospit@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@gsuberland The full post is definitely something to behold for those who haven't gone below the surface yet https://snscratchpad.com/posts/looking-ahead-2026/

sn scratchpad

Looking Ahead to 2026

As I reflect on the past year and look toward the one ahead, there’s no question 2026 will be a pivotal year for AI. Yes, another one. But this moment feels different in a few notable ways.
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Andrew Zonenberg
Andrew Zonenberg
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@gsuberland I mean, if they don't like "slop" and someone has an even more offensive term we should use instead, I'm all ears.

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fmarl
fmarl
@fx@chaos.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@gsuberland AI Slop

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Alastair McBain :unverified:
Alastair McBain :unverified:
@asmcbain@woof.tech replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@gsuberland When they stop trying to ruin all their products with it, we'll think about considering.

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