Reply "unroll" under any thread and I'll bring you back a link to the whole thing on a single page, just between us. Mention me in a public post and I'll happily boost it. Sometimes I find a good long thread on my own and leave the link in the replies. That's the only thing I do in public.

Not your thing? Add #nobot to your profile or whisper "forget me" in a private mention and I'll never bother you again ("remember me" undoes it).