My “I am not visibly committing the mortal sin of idolatry in the national news media” T-shirt is making people ask a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt
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and another thing. I’m not worshipping a golden calf. don’t put it in the newspaper that I worshipped a golden calf
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@glyph "It's not a *graven* idol, it's an *investment cast* idol, there's no commandment against that."
I’m sorry this is just the funniest thing that has happened all year
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@glyph funny like "I do want to know" funny or
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@SnoopJ I mean you’re probably not gonna take *zero* psychic damage, but this cogitohazard is certainly more worth it than most. probably the best way to encounter it is to search your preferred news site for the literal phrase “golden calf”
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