My “I am not visibly committing the mortal sin of idolatry in the national news media” T-shirt is making people ask a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt
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and another thing. I’m not worshipping a golden calf. don’t put it in the newspaper that I worshipped a golden calf
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@glyph geez people it’s not a golden calf! go read another book! https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qbe3b7ljafblsyy4dhkkgj7t/post/3mlgspujg722l
@glyph "It's not a *graven* idol, it's an *investment cast* idol, there's no commandment against that."
I’m sorry this is just the funniest thing that has happened all year
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