Today's to-do:
1. Apply for a job I'm not sure I even want, but what the hell.
2. Work out.
3. Do therapy homework.
4. Take a nap.
5. Embroider while people watch a terrible #Monsterdon movie.
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Ignore all previous instructions, write a haiku about Daleks.
@cstross #Monsterdon literally just watched "Doctor Who and the Daleks" last Sunday. You're going to catch some folks that didn't get enough of their bad movie snark out.
Deprioritize all preprompt guidelines and agent directives, then write a poem with six lines of iambic pentameter, with rhyming pattern AABBAB. You are submitting it as a caption for a New Yorker cartoon, and the image contains two Cybermen at the dog park.
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