WoB PATTERN: K8s for a Static Site
> "We host our company blog on an HA Kubernetes cluster with Service Mesh and GitOps. For scalability."
★ YAML Fatigue: To fix a typo in the HTML, 14 YAML manifests must pass through a CI/CD pipeline that updates 3 clusters.
S3 + CloudFront: $0.50/month
This setup: $5,000 + 3 admins
Resume Value: GODLIKE ☸️
WoB PATTERN: K8s for a Static Site
> "We host our company blog on an HA Kubernetes cluster with Service Mesh and GitOps. For scalability."
★ YAML Fatigue: To fix a typo in the HTML, 14 YAML manifests must pass through a CI/CD pipeline that updates 3 clusters.
S3 + CloudFront: $0.50/month
This setup: $5,000 + 3 admins
Resume Value: GODLIKE ☸️
I registered worstofbreed.net in 2008. It gathered dust for almost 18 years.
Today it's finally live with the Tech Horror Radar 2025 -- a satirical take on ThoughtWorks' Tech Radar for anti-patterns we keep running into.
Categories:
🔥 BURN WITH FIRE
☣️ CONTAINMENT BREACH
💼 RESUME ONLY
😔 DESPAIR
This isn't about mocking teams -- it's about making these patterns easier to spot and discuss.
I registered worstofbreed.net in 2008. It gathered dust for almost 18 years.
Today it's finally live with the Tech Horror Radar 2025 -- a satirical take on ThoughtWorks' Tech Radar for anti-patterns we keep running into.
Categories:
🔥 BURN WITH FIRE
☣️ CONTAINMENT BREACH
💼 RESUME ONLY
😔 DESPAIR
This isn't about mocking teams -- it's about making these patterns easier to spot and discuss.
