This Thanksgiving my kids and I will be celebrating the traditional way: Wearing our Gauntlet T-Shirts in recognition of the first videogame to feature a roast-bird mechanic (and saying "ELF NEEDS FOOD BADLY, PLEASE PASS THE POTATOES" at dinner).
@ethanschoonover Elf shot the food.
Many are the people I have confused over the years by proclaiming "red warrior needs food badly" as I grab something to eat. None of them displayed the classical education and fine tradition you have instilled in your family @ethanschoonover@mastodon.social
@ethanschoonover DON’T SHOOT THE FOOD
