Mr. and Mrs. P's Holiday Stroll Mr. and Mrs. Perkins walking into Holiday Bazaar MRS. P: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS PEACE, STABILITY, AND GOODWILL TOWARDS MY FELLOW HUMANS. MR. P: CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY--YOU MIGHT END UP ON A WATCHLIST. MRS. P: THAT'S ABSURD. I'M COMPLETELY NONVIOLENT. I DON'T EVEN OWN A GUN! MR. P: THAT'S DEFINITELY A RED FLAG. IT'S NOW MANDATORY TO POSE WITH A FIREARM IN YOUR FAMILY CHRISTMAS PHOTO. Vendor kiosk in background: WREATHS АНОY Vendor kiosks: POLVORONES ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD! HANUKKAH RUGELACH KWANZAA SWEET POTATO PIE MRS. P: LOOK, A MULTIPLICITY OF HOLIDAY TRADITIONS! MR. P: THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO GET SHUT DOWN BY ARMED GOONS. SANTA SOLICITING DONATIONS FOR THE NEEDY MRS. P: LET'S GIVE SOMETHING. MR. P: I DON'T KNOW. HELPING THE POOR GOES ON YOUR RECORD. I SEE A FACIAL RECOGNITION CAMERA. CAMERA IN SNOWMAN