Mr. and Mrs. P's Holiday Stroll

Mr. and Mrs. Perkins walking into Holiday Bazaar

MRS. P: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS PEACE, STABILITY, AND GOODWILL TOWARDS MY FELLOW HUMANS.

MR. P: CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY--YOU MIGHT END UP ON A WATCHLIST.


MRS. P: THAT'S ABSURD. I'M COMPLETELY NONVIOLENT.
I DON'T EVEN OWN A GUN!

MR. P: THAT'S DEFINITELY A RED FLAG.

IT'S NOW MANDATORY TO POSE WITH A FIREARM IN YOUR FAMILY CHRISTMAS PHOTO.


Vendor kiosk in background: WREATHS АНОY



Vendor kiosks: POLVORONES ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD!
HANUKKAH RUGELACH
KWANZAA SWEET POTATO PIE

MRS. P: LOOK, A MULTIPLICITY OF HOLIDAY TRADITIONS!

MR. P: THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO GET SHUT DOWN BY ARMED GOONS.


SANTA SOLICITING DONATIONS FOR THE NEEDY

MRS. P: LET'S GIVE SOMETHING.

MR. P: I DON'T KNOW. HELPING THE POOR GOES ON YOUR RECORD.
I SEE A FACIAL RECOGNITION CAMERA.

CAMERA IN SNOWMAN
Mr. and Mrs. P's Holiday Stroll Mr. and Mrs. Perkins walking into Holiday Bazaar MRS. P: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS PEACE, STABILITY, AND GOODWILL TOWARDS MY FELLOW HUMANS. MR. P: CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY--YOU MIGHT END UP ON A WATCHLIST. MRS. P: THAT'S ABSURD. I'M COMPLETELY NONVIOLENT. I DON'T EVEN OWN A GUN! MR. P: THAT'S DEFINITELY A RED FLAG. IT'S NOW MANDATORY TO POSE WITH A FIREARM IN YOUR FAMILY CHRISTMAS PHOTO. Vendor kiosk in background: WREATHS АНОY Vendor kiosks: POLVORONES ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD! HANUKKAH RUGELACH KWANZAA SWEET POTATO PIE MRS. P: LOOK, A MULTIPLICITY OF HOLIDAY TRADITIONS! MR. P: THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO GET SHUT DOWN BY ARMED GOONS. SANTA SOLICITING DONATIONS FOR THE NEEDY MRS. P: LET'S GIVE SOMETHING. MR. P: I DON'T KNOW. HELPING THE POOR GOES ON YOUR RECORD. I SEE A FACIAL RECOGNITION CAMERA. CAMERA IN SNOWMAN
Mr. and Mrs. P's Holiday Stroll

Mr. and Mrs. Perkins walking into Holiday Bazaar

MRS. P: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS PEACE, STABILITY, AND GOODWILL TOWARDS MY FELLOW HUMANS.

MR. P: CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY--YOU MIGHT END UP ON A WATCHLIST.


MRS. P: THAT'S ABSURD. I'M COMPLETELY NONVIOLENT.
I DON'T EVEN OWN A GUN!

MR. P: THAT'S DEFINITELY A RED FLAG.

IT'S NOW MANDATORY TO POSE WITH A FIREARM IN YOUR FAMILY CHRISTMAS PHOTO.


Vendor kiosk in background: WREATHS АНОY



Vendor kiosks: POLVORONES ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD!
HANUKKAH RUGELACH
KWANZAA SWEET POTATO PIE

MRS. P: LOOK, A MULTIPLICITY OF HOLIDAY TRADITIONS!

MR. P: THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO GET SHUT DOWN BY ARMED GOONS.


SANTA SOLICITING DONATIONS FOR THE NEEDY

MRS. P: LET'S GIVE SOMETHING.

MR. P: I DON'T KNOW. HELPING THE POOR GOES ON YOUR RECORD.
I SEE A FACIAL RECOGNITION CAMERA.

CAMERA IN SNOWMAN
Mr. and Mrs. P's Holiday Stroll Mr. and Mrs. Perkins walking into Holiday Bazaar MRS. P: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS PEACE, STABILITY, AND GOODWILL TOWARDS MY FELLOW HUMANS. MR. P: CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY--YOU MIGHT END UP ON A WATCHLIST. MRS. P: THAT'S ABSURD. I'M COMPLETELY NONVIOLENT. I DON'T EVEN OWN A GUN! MR. P: THAT'S DEFINITELY A RED FLAG. IT'S NOW MANDATORY TO POSE WITH A FIREARM IN YOUR FAMILY CHRISTMAS PHOTO. Vendor kiosk in background: WREATHS АНОY Vendor kiosks: POLVORONES ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD! HANUKKAH RUGELACH KWANZAA SWEET POTATO PIE MRS. P: LOOK, A MULTIPLICITY OF HOLIDAY TRADITIONS! MR. P: THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO GET SHUT DOWN BY ARMED GOONS. SANTA SOLICITING DONATIONS FOR THE NEEDY MRS. P: LET'S GIVE SOMETHING. MR. P: I DON'T KNOW. HELPING THE POOR GOES ON YOUR RECORD. I SEE A FACIAL RECOGNITION CAMERA. CAMERA IN SNOWMAN
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