@GossiTheDog

Never go full lazer-eyes it's always a mistake.

@GossiTheDog Yo dawg heard you was like "on the chain"
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@GossiTheDog it’s insulting to associate bong users with this, I’m much smarter!

@GossiTheDog coming up next - correlation engine, but all inner logic is being rewritten on the go by Spore game character creation menu and a really drunk intern

Feel free to send me all the moneys
#SlopSec

@GossiTheDog Right before the end of the year, they are just trying to get some sort of award.

Though I have to admit, "digital darwinism" wasn't on my bingo.

@GossiTheDog the actual fuck?

@GossiTheDog the funny thing is if you implemented genetic algorithms and evolutionary strategies yourself roughly 30 years ago when „evolutionary computing“ came up for optimization problems, then you recognize what it is, and equally how absolutely ridiculous the application is for things like exploits - at best they built a really really bad fuzzer. Doesnt stop LinkedIn-CISOs from liking stuff like that.. le sigh

@GossiTheDog #AIpsychosis is a hell of a drug.

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@GossiTheDog my man here has a wild job history on his LinkedIn profile leading up to being a “Pioneer in AI memory protocol”.

@GossiTheDog purpleguard apex? breeding *my* vulnerabilities?? with perfect penetration (=1.0)???

@GossiTheDog what am I looking at?

@GossiTheDog We’re way past the bong on that one.

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They really should stop doing dathura and cybersec.

@GossiTheDog I mean does anyone actually read and believe that kind of stuff? I know some people are stupid, but how does anyone read that and think, "What a great product, this person is a genius"

@GossiTheDog We are in the end times.

@GossiTheDog i know the guy in the second picture 😅 something happened in the last year with him and became more radicalized. He seems to take a david vs goliath stance, with some unsubstantiated claims about Atos and Bit…finex(?) about their inadequate security.

I wish him well, because it seems he isn’t at the moment.

@GossiTheDog I do *not* want to smoke what they're smoking.

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Someone needs to check their meds.