@petergleick Gatorade is good for plants. I'm going to Starbucks

@petergleick Promotes digestion

@petergleick you would not believe the number of alcoholic middle aged men I know that got SO fucking mad when the RECOMMENDED daily drinks was changed from 2 to 1. Like man, you're drinking 5 minimum, why do you care.

@petergleick they’re just waiting for some additional “donations” from the tobacco companies.

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I've never seriously considered being vegetarian, but listening to these idiots has convinced me to give up red meat.

@petergleick Fortunately I didn't get cancer while it was dangerous, so at least for a few years I should be ok.

(Yes, *I* know that it doesn't work that way, but their followers sure seem to think that's how science works)

@petergleick How many of this admin's goons do smoke vs. how many do drink? ;-)

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Actually, I’m kind of surprised that hasn’t already happened. 🤔