I'm GitHub. Pay me millions of dollars per year. I guarantee at least 97% uptime.
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@JessTheUnstill They鈥檝e got a rock solid hold on that last 9.
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@grumpybozo Don't worry, we guarantee at least 0.001 9s
@JessTheUnstill Is that their uptime rate? Bc that's super bad. I wasn't allowed to sign on vendors with 97% uptime at previous tech jobs.
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@CordiallyChloe Nah, I'm just exaggerating for effect
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@JessTheUnstill @CordiallyChloe you鈥檙e exaggerating, but taking the last couple of weeks as the sampling period, you鈥檙e not exaggerating too badly.