@cstross wer sich da bewirbt hat zumindest eine Ausbildung bitter nötig (ebenso wie jeder, der das verbrochen hat)

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My favourite AI attempt was a woman crouching at the starting line of a running track.

She had three knees. She had a disconnected blob of flesh floating by her shoulders. There were knuckles everywhere!

The caption was: "You too can have a body like mine."

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RE
#aislop

"If it bends, it's funny,if it breaks, it's not (funny)"

#AlanAlda

@cstross "That should loosen things up a bit."

@cstross 😂😂😂 And the hand resting on the crotch! Exactly where you wouldn't.

@cstross Be warned. This is what happens when you visit an unqualified physiotherapist. The patient seems to have severe oedema in her left ankle too. It’s thicker than my thigh.

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OMG I laughed so loud.

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I'd expect this sort of thing from a chiropractor, but never from a real field like physiotherapy.

🙂

@cstross This raises *so* many questions 😂

@cstross @tomwwolf that left leg is pretty short too. Walks in circles with bad limp. No wonder she needs physio.

@cstross This is like one of those puzzles ‘Find six things wrong with this picture’, except six might be selling it short!

@cstross "No, no, I saw it online, this will *totally* work."

@cstross reminds of when I subluxed my left knee and while recovering, read some books on knee surgery. Recalling a particularly evocative X-Ray of a downhill skier who jammed his ski in a tree trunk and consequently found his patella on the *back* of his leg.

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I'll guess that the person on the table did not have a bulge in their T-shirt when they entered the room.

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Gotta be kidding...

@cstross No AI. Only two boobs.

@cstross two different sized socks, amateurs!

@cstross Far too much faith is placed in ai for images. How on earth did we get to the point where people assume ai knows how bodies or clocks or indeed any devices move or work. It's only harvesting images, using recognisable sets of pixels in proximity to other pixels. The real surprise is how ai gets any image vaguely correct in the end, even with chance, but yet people are blindly assuming it knows everything about the content of the images it steals.

@cstross well I'm definitely not booking my appointment there!

@cstross Damn these surgeons! 😅

@cstross — “there’s your problem.”

@cstross y'all just need to stretch more

@cstross Damn! That's what I call flexible.

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Don't try this at home!

@cstross Advertising physio therapy, showing an image of a chiropractor... ridiculous ;)

@cstross that is mildly disturbing and I have forensic training.

@cstross They saw it and they still posted it. Despicable.

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What's confusing is that the original training advertisement (going by the text in the image) does not have this image or anything like it.

https://www.azubiyo.de/ausbildung/dornstadt/?job=a5624e52

#azubiyo #Dornstadt #AIs #LLMs #AIslop

@cstross it’s one thing to use AI generated images but it gets even worse if no one reviews the slop anymore.

@cstross Looks like the physio studied under Larry Nassar.

@cstross That is very limber of the patient. I guess it works

@cstross Aua.

@cstross The patient is taking it surprisingly well!

@cstross that appointment was long overdue!

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The leg bone's connected to the - oh, wait...

(Also, that physio's right hand is placed in a lawsuit-inducing fashion.)

@cstross One wonders at the people who looked at that and determined that yes, THAT is the image we want representing us.

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@cstross Nothing to see here! Oddly, it is the placement of the hand that unnerves me more. Maybe the knee is so beyond the Pale.

@cstross Retrograde knee flexion/destruction is a common exercise!

@cstross I can't help but wonder if an artist was asked to do images in GenAI and decided to do as little as possible for quality control, sabotaging the system as an art form.