so, what do you do for work?
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@molly0xfff I like the implication that there is also an Associate Director of Financial Crimes; you know, the person who _really_ oversees the day-to-day of the Crimes staff
@molly0xfff I bet the bros thought that would be a great laugh but didn’t realize it would be on official documents
@molly0xfff fun fact, at a former employer that was under multiple consent decrees, the following positions existed:
VP of Fraud.
VP of Money Laundering.
And the Criminal Activities department.
They have since updated the first two.
@molly0xfff I Robin Hood diversifying from highway robberies, apparently
@molly0xfff Does changing that to "for" make it any better?
FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title
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@molly0xfff have definitely seen the same title in other companies before (they investigate, is my usual presumption)
@molly0xfff I hear it's a much more difficult role to be in nowadays considering crime is just legal now.
Having to find out what to do that'll actually get you in trouble isn't easy!
@molly0xfff Guessing his job is not to steal from the rich and give to the poor.
@molly0xfff Can we infer from this that they have other departments for the various types of non-financial crimes? #jobs #finance #crime
@molly0xfff Wake up, honey, a new C-suite position just dropped: CFCO, Chief Financial Crimes Officer.
@molly0xfff I feel like making a joke about the sheriff rebranding himself as Robin Hood, but I think it hits a little too close to home.
@molly0xfff Must be good at his job. Opportunity for the Junior Director some day.
@molly0xfff Doesn't really say if they do or don't actually commit the crimes. The title could go either way. 🤪
@molly0xfff this is amazing, thank you for sharing
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@molly0xfff I don't feel so bad about my gig anymore 🥹
@molly0xfff my partner lists her occupation as “Domestic Engineer”
@molly0xfff is...is this real?
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