IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
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@0xabad1dea they misunderstood and their SLA says nine 5’s instead
@0xabad1dea ...and nobody's actually leaving though, to speak of. The network effects are too strong. I prefer #codeberg myself, BTW
#github #OpenSource
How very dare you! 89.43% still contains a 9.
@0xabad1dea We have reached the singularity
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Incident/day > 1; ^_^
I never had use for it myself, but I am gobsmacked how many people and projects continued to use Github after Microsoft bought it. Everything piece of bullshit that has happened since was foreseeable and foreseen.
@0xabad1dea Soon the reason I don't use Github will be "I can't access it" rather than "I don't use centralised services or Git".
@0xabad1dea people in the comments channeling their inner Gul Madred "there are two nines."
Has Github tried turning it off and then on again? 5 times? Its probably all windows and azure based now since the takeover, so they need to boot the hell out of it all i bet.
The whole back end is also probably vibe coded by copilot. I strongly advise people migrate their projects to greener pastures that don't feed the MS attack chain.
if you live in the ~~codeburger~~ codeberg land nothing ever happens (and it's good)
@0xabad1dea fake, I can see 2 nines right there. :P
@0xabad1dea Nobody ever got fired by being bought by Microsoft...wait!
@0xabad1dea Like Copilot, github is Only For Entertainment.
@0xabad1dea this is beautiful! Thanks for sharing and giving us hope!
