IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
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@0xabad1dea they misunderstood and their SLA says nine 5’s instead
@0xabad1dea ...and nobody's actually leaving though, to speak of. The network effects are too strong. I prefer #codeberg myself, BTW
#github #OpenSource
How very dare you! 89.43% still contains a 9.
@0xabad1dea We have reached the singularity
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Incident/day > 1; ^_^
I never had use for it myself, but I am gobsmacked how many people and projects continued to use Github after Microsoft bought it. Everything piece of bullshit that has happened since was foreseeable and foreseen.
@0xabad1dea Soon the reason I don't use Github will be "I can't access it" rather than "I don't use centralised services or Git".
@0xabad1dea people in the comments channeling their inner Gul Madred "there are two nines."
Has Github tried turning it off and then on again? 5 times? Its probably all windows and azure based now since the takeover, so they need to boot the hell out of it all i bet.
The whole back end is also probably vibe coded by copilot. I strongly advise people migrate their projects to greener pastures that don't feed the MS attack chain.
if you live in the ~~codeburger~~ codeberg land nothing ever happens (and it's good)
@0xabad1dea fake, I can see 2 nines right there. :P
@0xabad1dea Nobody ever got fired by being bought by Microsoft...wait!
@0xabad1dea Like Copilot, github is Only For Entertainment.
@0xabad1dea this is beautiful! Thanks for sharing and giving us hope!
@0xabad1dea soon we try to keep track of percentage down time instead of uptime 🤣
@0xabad1dea WDYM, 89,9 has TWO nines!
@0xabad1dea 4 eights, here we goooooooo!
@0xabad1dea they're working toward 5 nines - 9.9999% uptime
@0xabad1dea The other day I got a 500 error just by creating a new issue with 5 text lines, that's how bad things have gotten. (Never happened before)
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Githib is shooting for "nine fives of reliability"
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@0xabad1dea THERE ARE ZERO NINES
starting to think Microsoft has a humiliation kink
@0xabad1dea numbers are not my forte. I'll admit I'm an idiot. what in the name of crimes against statistics is going on here?
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- major web service providers generally sign agreements with their largest customers to provide "five nines" of uptime: 99.999%.
- Github, one of the most important pieces of infrastructure for computer programming in general, has been getting increasingly unstable over the last several months.
- Github's own official downtime tracker is extremely, uh, conservative, because the more they officially acknowledge as downtime, the more trouble they're in with major customers. But even by their rosiest estimates, they've lost several nines
- This third party tracker concludes that Github has dropped below 90%, that is to say, to zero nines, for the last 90 days. Note that this is counting any big observable problem as downtime, even if the entire site isn't completely dead.
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@0xabad1dea @Netraven and as someone who has been one of those 'very large' customers, I can tell you for fact that every cloud provider will use every single excuse in the book and every method they possibly can to straight up lie about their uptime.
The number one cheat? "Oh, that wasn't an official incident. So not covered." Number two, "you didn't file a ticket when it happened."
@0xabad1dea oh thank you very much, that makes sense.
What do you mean? I see two nines right there in the middle.
@0xabad1dea "We did it, boys!"
@0xabad1dea @zazzoo those LLMs sure are helping!
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@0xabad1dea Five nines (0.99999%)
@0xabad1dea Paraphrasing Queeg, "it's got a nine in it".
I've worked for enough companies that I've seen teams who couldn't even manage nine fives.
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@mogi ok maybe codeberg is doing alright lol
