cutting my facial hair with kitchen shears because I can't find my small scissors and I'm out of shaving foam. hilariously it came out looking better than when I usually trim it.
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maybe this is like a rule or something. perhaps if I cut my hair with a rock it'll come out looking like I just stepped out of the salon.
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@gsuberland obsidian is a rock
@[email protected] For some reason this reminds me of the "Pacifist Crush!" youtube.com/watch?v=X7fQNEUC...
Just scream "Beautifying Rock!" as you hit yourself in the head and I'm sure it will all work out.
("Work out" may be doing some heavy lifting in the previous sentence. Disclaimer: I am not a hair stylist, a medical professional, or an anime protagonist.)
Pacifist Crush!!! Amelia's secret technique.
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bluntly cut moustache graham does have rather 70s vibes though.
I need to shave the thing off and go back to just the beard, cos it's annoying having hair interfere with my food, but my recent motivation level for self care has been kinda... Mariana Trench.
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@gsuberland
I feel that. My ADHD impact measurement is BMI - beard maintenance interval.
@gsuberland I Understand. I only shave once, maybe twice per week, and only because otherwise the CPAP mask leaks too much, so half the time I don’t even bother with it…
@gsuberland but with a beard how are you gonna wear the gas mask
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@azonenberg by flagrantly violating seal guarantees!
although fun fact: a lot of types of facial hair don't actually impede the seals very much on the GSR if fitted properly (read: tight as everliving fuck). you have to have very thick facial hair or just be REALLY beardy for it to get in the way.
I still would shave it if I was serious about handling CBRN threats, but luckily I'm not quite unhinged enough to think I'm going to need to tackle any of those at surprise notice.
