Hooking up barks (the short exclaimations made in games by NPCs to respond to events happening in real time).

Death cries seemed the kind of moments of pathos where I could both test the plumbing and flex my mighty game narrative writing skills in some deeply poignant last words.

=== death_cry ===
{~Oh noes!|Woe is me...|Never surrender!|Next time, gadget!|Aaaaaaaaaargh!}
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