My “I am not visibly committing the mortal sin of idolatry in the national news media” T-shirt is making people ask a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt
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and another thing. I’m not worshipping a golden calf. don’t put it in the newspaper that I worshipped a golden calf
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@glyph "It's not a *graven* idol, it's an *investment cast* idol, there's no commandment against that."
I’m sorry this is just the funniest thing that has happened all year
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@glyph funny like "I do want to know" funny or
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@SnoopJ I mean you’re probably not gonna take *zero* psychic damage, but this cogitohazard is certainly more worth it than most. probably the best way to encounter it is to search your preferred news site for the literal phrase “golden calf”
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@glyph here lies satire. nobody noticed she was dead.
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@SnoopJ the best part is they did. they did put it in the newspaper
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The South Carolina pastor who prayed over a 22-foot-high golden statue of President Donald Trump last week says it is not an idolatrous golden calf as described in the book of Exodus.
Mark Burns is a self-appointed pastor who previously lied about his educational background and previous military service. He unsuccessfully ran for the U.S. House of Representatives in 2018, 2022 and 2024. He was an early and ardent supporter of Trump’s presidential campaigns.
Brutal from opening from [checks notes] Baptist News Global. Even the url is sharp and pointy: baptistnews.com/article/its-...
